ohserenity

"I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure."
(via c-oquetry)

1 day ago with 60,332 notes

so-personal:

everything personal♡
natelife:


legitimate response to your fiancée walking on stage 
"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"
(via wanksclub)

1 day ago with 58,515 notes

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

phobiiia:

between-caffeine-andnicotine:

fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter. 

so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.

wow that means like 5 guys at my school could be charged with this hm very fun fact

1 day ago with 305,228 notes

f-akeflowers:

r-efracted:

asyourlife:

 

i really love this photo because she has stretch marks and its the only post ive seen of a half naked girl with stretch marks. its real and i like it and she has a nice butt which makes me feel better about my stretch marks

i reablog this so much, but i can’t help it, it’s honestly my favorite picture in this website
disgustinghuman:

Oh my god

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

1 day ago with 755,380 notes

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

1 day ago with 510,406 notes