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shrimpojess:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

Nap charts guys.

forever:

my new favorite holiday is valentines day bc of these being all over tumblr

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2 days ago with 125,741 notes

computationalcalculator:

coolscar:

i can’t even talk about one question specifically they’re all great

but timE LIMIT THREE WEEKS THO
fangirlingdragon:

cutestmoose:

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:


Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

men are penises

the post was amazing and the comments made it better.
"Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything."
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2 days ago with 18,066 notes

bubblexscum:

Actually crying.

ignitionremix:

why are straight white boys so against pumpkin spice? maybe they should be against other things like I don’t know date rape?

2 days ago with 49,166 notes

concave-stomachs:

smilebrighterthenthesun:

crazyteenblogger:




they’re coming home for the hoilday



if you see this on your dash and don’t reblog judging you

whenever i see them, i thank them. you dont even know half of what they go through

Once when I told a soldier thank you, he was really surprised and said he didn’t get thank you’s a lot, and my heart just kinda fell out of my chest.

kindofalone:

everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car

2 days ago with 27,165 notes

tacopop:

darth-sebious:

secretgeekster:

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

What do you mean you dont reblog cats everybody reblog cats
shvering:

milagredasrosas:

I really want this kind of marriage


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